Ah, Wednesday...what have you done for me lately? Yeah, didn't think so.
Have decided the sheer amount of work and social obligations that I have in the next couple of weeks will require desperate measures. Because of my procrastinating nature over the last two months, and the fact that I've dropped liquid caffeine cold-turkey, I've decided to LEND my soul to the powers that be in return for a tad more motivation, endurance, and creativity. It's a good soul, hardly tarnished. Undoubtedly fit for whatever soul searchers need. Please don't make me beg.
Of course, once these pesky health problems are cleared up, I cannot guarantee that I will not go triapsing back to caffeine, he's a charming bastard.
Tonight, Wednesday, you'll do something for me and help me whittle down my course load.
And by the way, November, what the freak is wrong with you? Your impotency is alarming; it's almost balmy out there! Perk up...what happen to that crisp, sarcastic bite you once wielded so well? Hey, I like comfy weather with the best of them, but this is just darn creepy!
See to it at once!
Feeling particularly totalitarian, today.